So here we are again...Monday already! As per last week, I'm going to attempt another "Not Me Monday!". If you're not sure what that is, or simply want some more hilarity in your life, head over to MckMama's Blog and see what everyone else is not doing this past week.
On Friday morning, I did not let my daughter watch television for an hour quite contently while I slept beside her on the couch. What an awful Mom I'd be to let a 2 month old sit and watch the boob tube just to catch up on zzz's. Alexys did not proceed to actually sit there for the entire hour and take in both Rolie Polie Olie and Big Comfy Couch...without her soother in her mouth to boot!
On that note, Alexys is not presently in her swing watching the TV...instead of the mobile...even though she has to strain her neck a little to see the TV, and the mobile is what is supposed to catch her attention.
I did not sleep on the couch all week...and not just the pullout couch, but the actual couch part. Why would I do? It's not because I've been too lazy and tired by the time bedtime rolls around. Not me.
I did not wash the same load of laundry three times this week because I kept forgetting to put it in the dryer. Nope, not me. I'm not about to re-wash a different load for the second time for the same reason. How ridiculous would that be - what a waste of water and energy. Good thing our water is covered by our strata fee.
I did not use my husband's toothbrush the other day, simply to try out the new kind he got. Nope, not me. That would both be disgusting and uncalled for seeing as though mine was right next to his. He got a new kind that claimed to feel just like the dentist had cleaned your teeth (and it did). Jordon would not freak out and get a new toothbrush if he found this out - nope, not him. Guess it's a good thing he doesn't much like blogs, huh?
I am not convinced that my daughter is teething at just two months of age. Not my porky kid! This did not cause me to run into the bedroom the other night, put a pillow over my head and tell Jordon to deal with her because I'd had enough. I did not proceed to nap at 9pm at night for half an hour. What kind of mother would I be if I did that? Neglectful? Mean? Frustrated? Nope. Not me.
So tell me...what didn't you do this week?
kortney elise xoxo
5 comments:
again funny...and I did not re-wash my laundry ever before either. Nor have I let Josiah watch an hour of tv while I nap. :) So you're not in good company.
I'm confused...why re-wash it??
Oh...it's because I left it in there for looong periods of time in between washes. If you leave it in for more than a couple hours it stinks like mold or something yucky, but you don't notice till you dry it. Yuck.
I can't tell you how many times I've had to re-wash laundry! You're too funny. I have a hard time remembering what I "didn't" do all week--you do a good job!
I certainly didn't CRANK the music in my car up this morning to drown out the sound of a two-year-old throwing a tantrum in the backseat!
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