Just In Time…

...for cough and cold season.

I read this on my school website and just about peed myself laughing (it was part of a larger post entitled 7 Simple Life Solutions…but they weren't really that funny. Just this one point.):

"The perfect cure for a bad cough is laxatives. Then, you'll be afraid to cough."

HAHA.

kortney elise xoxo

PS: The section of school I'm now requires me to transcribe "verbatim" and I had to share how difficult this actually is. Sounds a LOT easier than it is in fact. You're thinking, well, just type what they say, right? Exactly that's right and that's why it's so hard. Everything we've learned up until this point is pretty much moot – on a verbatim account, you cannot change anything. If the dictator is ESL, then you type the poor grammar. If the dictator numbers a list as "1, 2, 4" then you type the list and omit number 3. If dictator uses "dangerous abbreviations" (which my computer is set to automatically change to the un-dangerous versions), you write them. It's really annoying actually and it's taking a lot longer than I first suspected it would. Just 4 sections left until my final!