*TMI

Here's a second blog post for you to enjoy today. Or not enjoy. It may actually be *TMI. I know this doesn't fit my month-long theme of labour and delivery, but maybe it'll make you laugh.

I had to share it because Jord isn't home from work yet, and this has so far trumped the rest of the dictations I've transcribed. Ready? Ready:

"I then incised the markings with the world's sharpest knife on the ventral aspect penis."

Really? The world's sharpest knife? Have you verified that? Because sure as sam, there is no such thing. This doctor made up the term. Like buddy, it's not even a good made up term. And it just made it funnier that it was the penis being cut. Didn't that put a lovely picture in your mind?

Glad I can brighten your day.

kortney elise xoxo

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